My Excuse Poem with Lyrics

This morning I was walking
past the local county jail
when I was captured by a pirate
just released on bail.
He took me to his pirate ship
and taught me how to sail,
and made me wed his daughter
who was covered by a veil.
We sailed the seven stormy seas
through hurricane and gale,
but while we were marauding
we were swallowed by a whale.
We soon escaped by torturing
the whale with a nail,
and floating to the shoreline
in an empty wooden pail.
An Indian then guided us
along a western trail,
and led us to a stagecoach
that was carrying the mail.
We all delivered letters
through the sleet and snow and hail,
until we found a train
and then we rode upon the rail.
I barely made it back to school
to tell you of my tale.
I'm sorry that I missed the test;
I hope I didn't fail!

This is one of the funniest poem for kids on Excuses. The poem "My Excuse" was written by Kenn Nesbitt. Here, the poet narrates an imaginary story to escape from the test. Take free print out of this poem and learn with lyrics.